I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore

Status:
Released
Production:
Aired:
1992-04-24
I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.
Comedy
Romance
Characters

Jason Alexander
Bernie Fishbine

Nia Peeples
Theresa Garabaldi

Lainie Kazan
Sarah Fishbine

Lou Jacobi
Gramps

Eileen Brennan
Frieda

David Bowe
Norman Fishbine

Michele Scarabelli
Connie Klinger

Hilary Shepard
Ada Fishbine
Marlena Giovi
Louise Garabaldi

Ralph Monaco
Albert Garabaldi

Arleen Sorkin
Monica

Cassie Yates
Melinda

Al Ruscio
Uncle Dominic

Lela Ivey
Alice

Matthias Hues
Eric, Personal Trainer

Larry Storch
Giora

Michael Laskin
Melvin Fishbine

Barbara Pilavin
Grandma Garabaldi
Janna Levenstein
Angela Garabaldi

Robert DoQui
Fred

Candi Milo
Mother in Candy Store

Rance Howard
Elderly Man

Jean Speegle Howard
Elderly Woman
David Dolph Benbow
Mark Thurston

Jamie Donovan
Larry

Jack Ong
Bowling Alley Clerk
Benny Grant
Lenny Fishbine
Deborah Gorman
Linda Fishbine

Spencer Klein
Boy in Candy Store

Julianne Michelle
Girl in Candy Store

Carolyn Hennesy
Bowling Alley Waitress
Ken Oberheu
Waiter
Ross McKerras
Mr. Dill

Suzan Hughes
Waitress in Health Spa
Damien Klitou
Young Bernie Fishbine